netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

endiot:

chickem:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

this thirteen year old needs some professional help

I’m sad

Xerneas and Yveltal (x),(x)

jamesmccvoy:

powerburial:

imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler

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unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

1863-project:

kiango:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

I GOT 1.5 SECONDS IN AND MY HEART SANK I FEEL LIKE CRYING

Yeah, I remember this. Now I feel old.

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet